We finally got to the campsite @ about 3:30pm ish.
The
French crew (Towlie
Elkalith and Yalmaric) were already there. One of them had forgotten a
important part of the second tent so they had to share/sleep in car think it
was maric lol
The pickup:-
We setup our tent which took around 10-20mins and soon after
Foxy turned up.
@ about 6 ish we left to go get the others from the airport leaving Ickle
and 2 of the French dudes at the site. We got there
about 6:45 and I spotted the Swedish crew Noobie Bennea and Piggy. As we
started talking, waiting for the last two to turn up, one of the guys that
were sitting right next to the Swedes stood up. It was BinBag! They had been
sitting next to each other for ages LOL, all we had to do now was wait for
Winter. And we waited and waited and waited. So I rang Ickle and asked for
Winters number she said she did not have it, so I took a look around and
found him hiding the other side of the information desk :P
Ickle's Bit Now - While they were at the airport, I took the time to read
the newspaper and have a couple mins of sleep...shhh don't tell anyone! SK
rang to say about Med and Tote (see below for the story!) Not long after
Max rang me for Winter's number...he rang me!! Anyway, not long after that
they came back from the airport baring gifts!
The Friday Night:-
Before going back to the
campsite we stopped @ a Tesco (super market) to pickup some beers and OMG
we must have bought enough to sink a battleship we got back to the campsite
about 8:00 Medusa and Tote were suppose to be staying at Serial Killers for
that night but they were way too pissed already so SK was going to pick the
up from the airport and bring them straight to the camp site, he was
suppose to get there for about 9ish and we waited and waited and waited. Turns out the Mick only went and got himself lost so I quite rightly took
the piss out of him and went to his rescue :P. They finally got there about
9:30 ish not long after Med and Tote were setup SK went home for the night
I gave him two bottles of Cognac/Champagne and asked him to put them in
the freezer and bring them back in the morning. The French doods said they
have to be cold or do not taste right. We ended up getting pissed till about 1am.
The Foxy made snakebite and black which took the roof off your mouth and the French doods were passing round the cognac.
Me and Ickle did not sleep well that
night mainly because it was soooo damn cold but Med and Tote were doing a
Beavis and Butthead impression all night giggling like a pair of school
girls (there's a vid of it I hope to host here if I can get it :D)
The Main Paintballing Day:-
We all got up
about 8ish and SK met us @ the campsite. We left for McDonalds and arrived
about 8:45ish, Paul and Numbnuts were already there. I gave everyone their deposit
pass and we had some breakfast. The paintball centre was right next door
more or less :D. We got to the paintball centre went through all the safety
procedures and I was given a ticket for the M16 upgrade gun (SK said don't
use it it's too heavy). I decided to give it a go anyway, we got to our
first game about 11am. I arrived for that game about 10mins late because I
had to wait to be given my gun :(. By the time I got there most of my team
had been taken off. The gun was very good, did not seem too heavy and had a
much better range than the others. We had another 2 games after that then
stopped for lunch. During lunch I spoke to the Marshall in-charge and asked
him to allow the clans to shoot @ the clan leaders in a firing squad. Once
I told him I was one of the clan leaders he looked at me as if to say "are
you furking nuts" but agreed because he wanted to see us get furked up. I
told the others the arrangements and SK was none to happy (hehheheh unlucky
mofo I said). After the first game after lunch it was time for the firing squad.
The four
leader were Me, Yalmaric, Serial Killer and BinBag (only BW member unlucky
lol). Now there was a fatal flaw in my plan that I did not see. I knew
everyone wanted to shoot me and I thought get the others in and they would
take some hits as well. The problem was I was wearing a blue band the
others a orange band so every1 knew who I was. They were about 30yards away
and it stared pretty straight the firing. Then all of a sudden, the whole
barrage came my way and it stung like hell lol. I took it for as long as I
could then started trying to avoid the furkers lol. Longest 8 seconds ever!
After this we played
another 2 games then every1 returned to the main area. We had a short break
then everyone from the centre went for an all out match something like 200
people. I stayed close to the back as I did not have much ammo left and
decided I was going to shoot at anyone in-front of me. It just turns out
that there were a few marshals so they got a hammering from me lol and
that was the end of the paintballing a very good day all in :D
The Last Night:-
After leaving the
paintball centre we went to the pub across the road as I'm told that this
is a tradition. We had a quick pint in there and then SK dropped the bombshell
and said he forgot the 2 bottles I had given him the night before. I said
unlucky Mick ya gunna have to go and get them (I had no idea he was like
40mins drive away opsss lol) we got back to the campsite about 6:30. Numb
Nuts left soon after as it started to rain. I said we need some sorta
canopy to make a shelter as it was pissing down and blowing a gale as we
needed somewhere sheltered to cook! Maric gave me the part of his tent he did
bring LOL! So with a little inventiveness we made a make shift shelter out
of the boot of Foxy's people carrier and his tent. It worked out quite good,
we waited for SK to return before starting the Barbecue as he had supplied
most of it. SK turned up about an hour later and he, Medusa and Tote put up
his tent while I organised the Barbecue. In the end it was Ickle, Foxy and
Piggy cooking while I ran round getting things organised such as the
condiments and places to put the food :P. Tbh I cheated a little by getting
Noobie Logik Bennea and Winter to help with things like buttering the
rolls and so on :P. We cooked for a few hours until everyone stopped eating
and it turned out we had made way too much lol. Turns out the barbecue's
had scorched the grass a little so I'm waiting for complaints from the
owner lol. So after this we just
stood around chatting and getting pissed Towlie gave everyone some of that
Cognac/Champagne which very nice and strong after a good drinking session
and feeling very sore I went to bed around 12
The Journey home:-
Well the next day
everyone was up by about 9ish except BinBag. So having some silly string
on me SK and I decided to give him a wakeup call and blasted him with the
stuff lol. It then started to rain so the planned cooked breakfast was
cancelled for a cooked breakfast at the Airport. The French doods were
the first to go as they has to drive down to Dover. Soon after SK took
Med and Tote to the Airport and me and foxy not long after that took the
others to the Airport leaving BinBag behind as he was going to get pickup
from the camp site. We got to the Airport about 10:15. We had a cooked
breakfast there which was ok. We said our goodbyes to the guys and left.
About 1 hour later, ickle got a call from Winter. They had only gone
cancelled all the trains leaving Birmingham so he ended up having to get
a lift from a friend we got home about 6pm and started finding bruises we
didn't know we had lol.
All in all a very very good weekend and I cant wait for the next :D
